Me: "Whoops I guess it's time for new shoes".
Saree: In the middle of the day has blisters all over her feet.
Me: Shaking my fist to the heavens, "Cheap used Circo shoes!"
Saree: Blisters all over her feet and hands.
Me: "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't let her play with sticks from the yard anymore".
Saree: Blisters all over her feet, hands & mouth.
Me: Emergency page the on call Doctor at the clinic to learn our girl has a classic case of Hand Foot Mouth Disease.
I called an ummentioned person to share my woes. She thought my lady had cloven hoof disease. Anyway, things will be better in 7-10 days.

I called an ummentioned person to share my woes. She thought my lady had cloven hoof disease. Anyway, things will be better in 7-10 days.